Definitely Not Goblins

A monthly live comedy session in which a cast improvises a Dungeons & Dragons fantasy adventure, with audience choices shaping the story as it goes. It is staged at Blackfriars Basement in Glasgow.

Definitely Not Goblins is a comedy session in which a cast plays Dungeons & Dragons live, improvising a fantasy adventure in front of the audience. The cast take on monsters, pursue quests that tend to derail, and make poor decisions, while choices made by the audience steer the direction of the story. The project has been running monthly in Glasgow for more than two years and has sold out at the Glasgow Comedy Festival.

No prior knowledge of the game is needed, so newcomers and experienced players can join in alike. Each live session is recorded and released as a podcast, and the monthly events include audience giveaways. A share of ticket sales goes to Glasgow Children's Hospital Charity. The material warns of adult humour and strong language, so the session suits an adult audience with a taste for irreverent comedy.

The session takes place at Blackfriars Basement, a theatre on Bell Street in Glasgow.