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Al Murray: All You Need Is Guv

Stand-up comedy by Al Murray, the British comedian behind the Pub Landlord character, in All You Need Is Guv at Orchard West Theatre in Dartford.

Friday, 12 March 2027 at 19:30 Al Murray Orchard West Theatre from £35.60

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Al Murray: All You Need Is Guv: on Friday 12 March 2027 at 19:30, at Orchard West Theatre (DA1 1BX Dartford), from £35.60.

Checked on 13 November 2026.

Overview

Stand-up comedy by Al Murray, the British comedian behind the Pub Landlord character, in All You Need Is Guv at Orchard West Theatre in Dartford.

All You Need Is Guv is a stand-up comedy show by Al Murray, a British comedian whose stage character, the Pub Landlord, is central to his work. The title places the evening within that comic persona, and the material is delivered live by Murray on stage in the form of stand-up.

Murray's recorded output includes the album My Gaff, My Rules, released in 2001. This stand-up show is staged at Orchard West Theatre in Dartford, a venue whose programme includes a range of live events and shows.

For anyone who enjoys British stand-up, the show offers a direct example of how Murray's character-driven comedy works in a live setting.

Artist

Al Murray

Al Murray is a British comedian born in 1968 in Stewkley, England. Known for his stage character, the Pub Landlord, he performs stand-up comedy and released the album My Gaff, My Rules in 2001.

Getting there

Orchard West Theatre

Orchard West Theatre is a theatre at 20 Hythe Street in the town of Dartford, within the wider London area of the United Kingdom.

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20 Hythe St, Dartford, DA1 1BX Dartford
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Frequently asked questions

Where does Al Murray: All You Need Is Guv take place?

Al Murray: All You Need Is Guv takes place at Orchard West Theatre (DA1 1BX Dartford).

When does Al Murray: All You Need Is Guv take place?

The scheduled date is 12 March 2027 at 19:30.

What time does Al Murray: All You Need Is Guv start?

Time listed for Al Murray: All You Need Is Guv: 19:30 on 12 March 2027 at Orchard West Theatre. It may be when doors open rather than the start; the exact time is on the ticket.

Who is performing at Al Murray: All You Need Is Guv?

Al Murray is on the bill. See the artist page on TicketPiazza.

How much are tickets for Al Murray: All You Need Is Guv?

Tickets for Al Murray: All You Need Is Guv start from £35.60, as listed by the ticket seller. Indicative price, to be confirmed with the ticket seller.

How do I get to Orchard West Theatre?

Orchard West Theatre is located at 20 Hythe St, Dartford, DA1 1BX Dartford. Public transport is recommended; full directions are on the venue page.

How do I book tickets for Al Murray: All You Need Is Guv?

Tickets can be booked at the ticket seller, through a link from TicketPiazza: https://ticketpiazza.com/gb/go/tickets?event=serie-al-murray-all-you-need-is-guv.

What type of event is Al Murray: All You Need Is Guv?

Al Murray: All You Need Is Guv is classified as “Stand-up & comedy” in the TicketPiazza listings.

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